Q: What is the three headed monkey ?
A: The three headed monkey is quite simply your soon-to-become new favorite gaming store, a store committed to quality over quantity. Our main particularity is that we mostly deal with second hand games.
Q: So can you pretty please be a bit more specific about this part ? What kind of games are exactly to be found on this website ? What precisely mean second hand ?
A: We mostly deal with second hand game here at the three headed monkey, although we also have quite a selection of brand new games as well; so basically, unless it is specifically written in its description that the game is brand new, a used game is what you will get.
The general idea is anyway to carefully read the description written under the game's image.
Q: But hey, wait a minute? isn't there any potential problems, buying second hand games ? How can I be sure I will get something complete ? What about condition of the games in themselves ?
A: We ensure that all games have been thoroughly checked, verified and thus everything sold here is certified complete. We also mostly and almost exclusively deal with games that are in very good overall shape - content and box -, which mean that unless otherwise written in the description, you will get a game in excellent shape and ready to play.
A: The three headed monkey is quite simply your soon-to-become new favorite gaming store, a store committed to quality over quantity. Our main particularity is that we mostly deal with second hand games.
Q: So can you pretty please be a bit more specific about this part ? What kind of games are exactly to be found on this website ? What precisely mean second hand ?
A: We mostly deal with second hand game here at the three headed monkey, although we also have quite a selection of brand new games as well; so basically, unless it is specifically written in its description that the game is brand new, a used game is what you will get.
The general idea is anyway to carefully read the description written under the game's image.
Q: But hey, wait a minute? isn't there any potential problems, buying second hand games ? How can I be sure I will get something complete ? What about condition of the games in themselves ?
A: We ensure that all games have been thoroughly checked, verified and thus everything sold here is certified complete. We also mostly and almost exclusively deal with games that are in very good overall shape - content and box -, which mean that unless otherwise written in the description, you will get a game in excellent shape and ready to play.
Q: OK, second hand (or new, shrinkwrapped ones) games in great shape it is then, but what about the language of theses games ? It seems to me that most of them have strange names written on their box, according to what I can see on the images.
A: yep, our target are modern strategy games (forget about old grand pa's monopoly) and most of our games are indeed in this weird language called german, but ALL our games (again, unless specifically written in the description) are coming with a full english translation, and 95% of our games are language-free which means that apart of the rules, there is no game elements with foreign text. Shouldn't be the case for some specific game, guess what ? Yes, it is mentioned in the description.
So if nothing is specified, then the game definitely comes with english rules (if it is not a direct english game, of course)
Q: Darn, this starts to look interesting ! Any word about the risks of non receving the games I ordered?
A: Well, our store may look fresh new and somewhat amateur, but actually we have an over 12 years experience on the market through our ebay store (which is still in activity, check our profile there, ebay member "zarathoustra", to see our excellent and reliable profile and trustworthy experience), not to mention a similar long experience on several other platforms such as the Boardgamegeek (same zarathoustra alias, check it out), so you shouldn't worry about non receiving anything you may have ordered, we know how to deal with the post: sturdy packages and fast shipping.
A: yep, our target are modern strategy games (forget about old grand pa's monopoly) and most of our games are indeed in this weird language called german, but ALL our games (again, unless specifically written in the description) are coming with a full english translation, and 95% of our games are language-free which means that apart of the rules, there is no game elements with foreign text. Shouldn't be the case for some specific game, guess what ? Yes, it is mentioned in the description.
So if nothing is specified, then the game definitely comes with english rules (if it is not a direct english game, of course)
Q: Darn, this starts to look interesting ! Any word about the risks of non receving the games I ordered?
A: Well, our store may look fresh new and somewhat amateur, but actually we have an over 12 years experience on the market through our ebay store (which is still in activity, check our profile there, ebay member "zarathoustra", to see our excellent and reliable profile and trustworthy experience), not to mention a similar long experience on several other platforms such as the Boardgamegeek (same zarathoustra alias, check it out), so you shouldn't worry about non receiving anything you may have ordered, we know how to deal with the post: sturdy packages and fast shipping.
Q: You mentioned shipping ? Fast ? How fast is fast shipping and how does it go ?
A: All our packages ship airmail and although postal services are sometimes a mystery bigger than the universe, we guarantee a worldwide delivery within 3 weeks in 99% of cases - OK, maybe even just 2 weeks if you are lucky.
Q: OK I got it all, but anyway we are still human beings, ain't it ? As such, mistakes/problems are still a possibility. Or can you prove psychic power so that you can ensure a 100% satisfaction guarantee in every case ?
A: We were about to mention it. Indeed we are all living creatures, and even three headed monkeys are not always powerful enough to fight against dreadful hazards such as postmen brutality to name one. So, in the unlikely event of any dissatisfaction you may have with our store, always contact us before anything. We believe in communication between people being stronger than anything else. Our contact tab is just a few inches above the text you are currently reading. See it just over there ?
Q: Bloody hell, it seems to me that you got me convinced. Do you mind if I stop questioning and start buying instead ?
A: Well, actually we would like to talk a bit more but ... OK, no kidding, feel free to have a look at our full store and please pardon us for any amateur-ish typo mistake or else, you may find in our young website. We are at your service in case of any further question / comment / remark you may have. Contact tab is right above!
Happy gaming.
A: All our packages ship airmail and although postal services are sometimes a mystery bigger than the universe, we guarantee a worldwide delivery within 3 weeks in 99% of cases - OK, maybe even just 2 weeks if you are lucky.
Q: OK I got it all, but anyway we are still human beings, ain't it ? As such, mistakes/problems are still a possibility. Or can you prove psychic power so that you can ensure a 100% satisfaction guarantee in every case ?
A: We were about to mention it. Indeed we are all living creatures, and even three headed monkeys are not always powerful enough to fight against dreadful hazards such as postmen brutality to name one. So, in the unlikely event of any dissatisfaction you may have with our store, always contact us before anything. We believe in communication between people being stronger than anything else. Our contact tab is just a few inches above the text you are currently reading. See it just over there ?
Q: Bloody hell, it seems to me that you got me convinced. Do you mind if I stop questioning and start buying instead ?
A: Well, actually we would like to talk a bit more but ... OK, no kidding, feel free to have a look at our full store and please pardon us for any amateur-ish typo mistake or else, you may find in our young website. We are at your service in case of any further question / comment / remark you may have. Contact tab is right above!
Happy gaming.